phil1993 wrote:When I become FIA president, it'll be made law that Australia and Brazil bookend the season and Spa is at the end of August

You don't sound like you have real ambition or motivation. Why just president, why not a king, or how does this sound: "The Great Emperor of FIA". With some imagination maybe: "His Excellency, The Savior, Great Defender, Great Man, Who Is a Man of Deeds, Guiding Star of the 21st Century, Beloved and Respected Father, Invincible and Ever-triumphant General, Great Marshal, Great Man, Who Descended From Heaven, Leader of the 21st Century, Great Sun of the 21st Century, The Great Sun of Life, Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have of FIA". Though I don't have imagination, so it is possible I have borrowed the last one somewhere
