Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
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Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
It's not a picture, and it's published on my blog as well. Here are the 10 reasons why Kimi Raikkonen is Santa:
1. Santa is apparently from Finland – Kimi is Finnish
2. Santa doesn’t mind a drink, especially not on Christmas Eve – I think it's common knowledge that Kimi doesn’t mind a drink at anytime!
3. You never see Kimi just before Christmas, the time when Santa is getting ready for Christmas
4. Kimi is one of the fastest drivers in the world, and we all know Santa has to be speedy getting round the whole world – surely a poignant factor.
5. Kimi wears red, and so does Santa.
6. But wait I hear you say that ‘Kimi is too toned to be Santa’. Well, as you don’t see him just before Christmas, it is possible he could ‘bulk up’ but there’s also things known as ‘fat suits’…
7. However, you never seem to see Kimi without his personal trainer for the rest of the year… it’s all a conspiracy!
8. According to In Gear magazine, Santa has an interest in cars, as does Kimi.
9. Children like Kimi as well as Santa
10. Finally, lots of people still believe in Santa, and lots of people believe in Kimi too.
PS: This is the F1 forum and there isn't a forum for F1 jokes...
1. Santa is apparently from Finland – Kimi is Finnish
2. Santa doesn’t mind a drink, especially not on Christmas Eve – I think it's common knowledge that Kimi doesn’t mind a drink at anytime!
3. You never see Kimi just before Christmas, the time when Santa is getting ready for Christmas
4. Kimi is one of the fastest drivers in the world, and we all know Santa has to be speedy getting round the whole world – surely a poignant factor.
5. Kimi wears red, and so does Santa.
6. But wait I hear you say that ‘Kimi is too toned to be Santa’. Well, as you don’t see him just before Christmas, it is possible he could ‘bulk up’ but there’s also things known as ‘fat suits’…
7. However, you never seem to see Kimi without his personal trainer for the rest of the year… it’s all a conspiracy!
8. According to In Gear magazine, Santa has an interest in cars, as does Kimi.
9. Children like Kimi as well as Santa
10. Finally, lots of people still believe in Santa, and lots of people believe in Kimi too.
PS: This is the F1 forum and there isn't a forum for F1 jokes...
Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
LOL Funny , nice one Mate
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
XD... ouuu.. XD hahahahahah
LoL* But Santa's in only on Christmas and Kimi is almost all year
LoL* But Santa's in only on Christmas and Kimi is almost all year
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
!cool!!!! !cool!!!! !cool!!!!
Very good....
Very good....
Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
Nice :T:@
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
does that mean the sled is built by the Ferrari F1 team also??????
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
Actually, the sled is built by McLaren using Ferrari data
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
first giggle today/tonight!!!Silver Shadow wrote:Actually, the sled is built by McLaren using Ferrari data
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
well at least everyone knows who is getting coal in there stockings......lol
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
You could imagine Kimi wearing anything except the Santa clothes. lol
I cannot even imagine that.
I cannot even imagine that.
Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
and kimi is fast enough to get around the whole world in one day
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Re: Proof that Kimi Raikkonen is actually Santa Claus...
don't forget he can handle his drinks with the best of them