I just wet myself laughing!afi wrote:
F1 jokes
Re: Start of the Spanish GP!!!
Re: Start of the Spanish GP!!!
afi wrote:
osweat: Strange that Alonso was actually on the front row for the race. 
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ahhahahaha funny stuff guys. keep up the good job.
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Schumacher and Räikkönen have changed nationalities
Kovalainen used a shortcut on the track :cheezy:
Tommi Mäkinen and Rubens Barrichello:
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"F1 won't change me" -Jenson Button, just weeks before dumping his girlfriend of five years and buying a Ferrari
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um, dont you mean Raikkonen!!!Haukinen wrote:
Schumacher and Häkkinen have changed nationalities
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what about Lewis Hamilton- 3 times world champion..
...Thats hilarious.
...Thats hilarious.
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Whoops, my badphil1993 wrote:
um, dont you mean Raikkonen!!!
"F1 won't change me" -Jenson Button, just weeks before dumping his girlfriend of five years and buying a Ferrari
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lol! 
nice iceman
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Q: Whats the first thing that went through the mind of the dog who got hit by Bruno senna in the gp2 race?..............................
....His arse..
....His arse..
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A very funny cartoon, that was made a few days before the 1997 European Grand Prix. The cartoon suggests that Michael Schumacher will ask his teammate, Eddie Irvine, to take out Jacques Villeneuve during the race.
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creepyphil1993 wrote:Q: Whats the first thing that went through the mind of the dog who got hit by Bruno senna in the gp2 race?..............................
....His arse..
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Right, i guess we can call you sicko this time.phil1993 wrote:Q: Whats the first thing that went through the mind of the dog who got hit by Bruno senna in the gp2 race?..............................
....His arse..
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Jenson: What? How come I exceeded the pit lane speed? This car cannot go that fast anyway!
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Sorry guys but we used to make cars suited for Michael only.
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Alonso: S..t! I went off the road for three 3 times, got a 10 second penalty and nearly beaten by a rookie! There can't be anything worse than that!
... and Alonso remembered his days in Minardi!
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Hamilton: I really wonder where Alonso is!
After France GP, here is the headlines "Alonso relies on failures that Hamilton's car may have."
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URINALYSIS - MCLAREN GROUP
Scientist: Let's say we didn't see anything. It will be a scandal if we give penalty to Silver.
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Alonso: Go away or I'll tell your father what you did at the back of the paddock!
Alonso (thinking): I hope these photos of Kimi and Felipe will work.
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Alonso: We have tied in points with Lewis and I missed the championship by just one point. I think Ron must now think "I wish I would have made Fernando as the number one driver."
Ron: We are second and third in Driver's Championship. I wish I would have made Lewis as the number one driver.
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Sorry guys but we used to make cars suited for Michael only.
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Alonso: S..t! I went off the road for three 3 times, got a 10 second penalty and nearly beaten by a rookie! There can't be anything worse than that!
... and Alonso remembered his days in Minardi!
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Hamilton: I really wonder where Alonso is!
After France GP, here is the headlines "Alonso relies on failures that Hamilton's car may have."
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URINALYSIS - MCLAREN GROUP
Scientist: Let's say we didn't see anything. It will be a scandal if we give penalty to Silver.
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Alonso: Go away or I'll tell your father what you did at the back of the paddock!
Alonso (thinking): I hope these photos of Kimi and Felipe will work.
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Alonso: We have tied in points with Lewis and I missed the championship by just one point. I think Ron must now think "I wish I would have made Fernando as the number one driver."
Ron: We are second and third in Driver's Championship. I wish I would have made Lewis as the number one driver.
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