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What makes you say that?
So, who is gonna win the world cup?
So, who is gonna win the world cup?
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
Germany. I don't see Schneider and Robben keeping the peace in Holland. Spain only has one striker to cover. Forlan cannot carry Uruguay all the way by himself.
Germany seems to be the only team to keep moving forward game to game. I see it as theirs to loose.
Germany seems to be the only team to keep moving forward game to game. I see it as theirs to loose.
It's just a FORUM!!!
RED
RED
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
Ah men... you asked for it
Momo
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as ARL 5.0, AFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1..
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0..
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Momo
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as ARL 5.0, AFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1..
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0..
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
To be changed soon - rko281, where are you??? LOL
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
redstorm wrote: Ah that explains it! I work with you fellow senile brethren every day we had two cats until the one that went outside became a snack for the local wildlife. Gave the other one to my parents because he was lonely after that. He is a Maine Coon, grey with black tiger stripes. Don't have a pic on my phone or I'd post it. Big cat, 26.5 lbs.
I'm so sorry for the cat and for you
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
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Wolfie wrote:
Momo
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
Okay Redstorm, let's see how good you are at this since this is a system used in training pilots
http://www.ilmailu.org/moniajo.htm
Click the red square with the mouse to start the game and it can't touch the black or the blue one's. This is easy for women but for men it can't be really difficult
http://www.ilmailu.org/moniajo.htm
Click the red square with the mouse to start the game and it can't touch the black or the blue one's. This is easy for women but for men it can't be really difficult
To be changed soon - rko281, where are you??? LOL
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Agree. Spain reminds me of Barcelona (no surprise there ), destroy them in the centre and you will win the game. But at times it is pure joy to watch them play.redstorm wrote:Germany. I don't see Schneider and Robben keeping the peace in Holland. Spain only has one striker to cover. Forlan cannot carry Uruguay all the way by himself.
Germany seems to be the only team to keep moving forward game to game. I see it as theirs to loose.
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
Re: Off-topic thread for rally fans
Jokingmomo wrote:Wolfie wrote:
Momo
To be changed soon - rko281, where are you??? LOL
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Wolfie wrote:Jokingmomo wrote:Wolfie wrote:
Momo
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Wolfie ...that was funny
Momo...we love you
and red..for some odd reason i did not think Valuk was talking about soccer,
Momo...we love you
and red..for some odd reason i did not think Valuk was talking about soccer,
when i know it...........K.Raikkonen
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Double up on David Villa and force Torres to beat you. Hit him early with a few hard tackles and he gets his panties in a wad. Germany has the long pass down. Long passes along the back will hurt Spain. Puyol was run ragged by Paruguay, go after him often and hard.valuk wrote:Agree. Spain reminds me of Barcelona (no surprise there ), destroy them in the centre and you will win the game. But at times it is pure joy to watch them play.redstorm wrote:Germany. I don't see Schneider and Robben keeping the peace in Holland. Spain only has one striker to cover. Forlan cannot carry Uruguay all the way by himself.
Germany seems to be the only team to keep moving forward game to game. I see it as theirs to loose.
Red would play the game but he's on a phone!
It's just a FORUM!!!
RED
RED
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I think that odd reason is your dirty mind.Maria d wrote:Wolfie ...that was funny
Momo...we love you
and red..for some odd reason i did not think Valuk was talking about soccer,
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
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no, just go back and read your posts, you went from bras to world cup.. ..it was funny. no dirty mind here.
when i know it...........K.Raikkonen
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@Momo
Dear Momo, I'm in love with you....
Because you're Italian
Because you're a cat lover (and dog lover )
Because you're a Kimi fan
Because you use the best avatars
Because you post nice articles and photos
Perche sei sempre gentile
Dear Momo, I'm in love with you....
Because you're Italian
Because you're a cat lover (and dog lover )
Because you're a Kimi fan
Because you use the best avatars
Because you post nice articles and photos
Perche sei sempre gentile