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by Ali » 01 Oct 2008, 10:12
And from now on, every British driver knows their duty: Mind you Button, DC (as though he's scottish), Webber (the old colony, he should help)! "You should open the door whenever you see me coming or shouldn't try to overtake me. It will harm your patriotism or nationalism. Anthony Davidson should also be alerted to watch out the rivals and take notes to be reported to me after each race. Tony Blair must drop whatever he is doing right now and should help me in the way to the championship. Come on, it's not for sport but it's for Brtish people and of course companies and my sponsors. Come on British drivers, you're all entitled to give the title to me, to your fellowman."
Man, what a championship. I now understand why we should listen national anthems on the podium. Patriotism is all what we needed. Damn it, you're idiot Ali. You must have understood it ages ago. Geez!
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